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On the run for three days, a toxic carrot has already claimed two victims among fervent supporters of organic produce. Horror has settled within the vegetarian community.
The tranquility of those following a plant-based diet has been brutally disrupted by a series of unexplained deaths. According to sources close to the investigation, a toxic carrot is believed to be behind these tragic incidents. Unthinkable for those who sought to protect themselves from pesticides and other chemicals!
“This is not an ordinary carrot,” said Commissioner Dupont, who is in charge of the investigation. “This root seems to have mutated to develop a deadly toxin. We’ve never seen anything like it… it’s unprecedented.” He also added that the chances of finding the murderous carrot were slim, given its size and its ability to blend into the environment.
The vegetarian community, in shock, struggles to believe this story. “It’s a real betrayal,” cries Amanda, a long-time vegetarian. “We commit to this path to defend life and nature, and here nature is assassinating us with our own weapons!” The ranks of vegetarians have never been more endangered, and uncertainty is only increasing.
A representative from the Association of Friendly Vegetables (ALA) stated: “This is not representative of the majority of vegetables. Most vegetables are healthy and beneficial for human health. This is an isolated case, and we must not let this incident scare us. Continue to eat your vegetables in peace.” Unless it’s a carrot, one might add.
As the hunt continues, vegetarians are on high alert. The fear of carrots has sown chaos in organic supermarkets and farmers’ markets. A quick solution is needed to put an end to this killer carrot phenomenon and restore serenity to the vegetarian community.
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