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Fearless zombies discover a new diet… but the first victims seem to be suffering from deficiencies!
A zombie apocalypse has erupted among vegans. A group of zombies, usually fond of fresh flesh, has recently developed a pronounced taste for tofu and steamed carrots. Could it be that our carnivorous creatures from beyond have decided to adopt a diet more respectful of the environment and animal life?
Witnesses report that the zombies appear greener than ever, with skin glowing pleasantly like a ripe zucchini. “It’s incredible, they don’t look like the undead at all anymore, rather like chlorophyll enthusiasts!” declared Emma Green, a local vegan, before running to take refuge in a tree.
However, this new diet doesn’t seem to be without consequences. Several zombies have been spotted dragging their feet more than usual, their arms hanging weakly, and their groans resembling complaints rather than threats. “It is clear that they are suffering from a lack of animal protein,” commented Dr. Livingstone, an expert in post-mortem pathologies.
To top it all off, in an exclusive interview, King Zombie, the (undisputed) leader of the horde, shrugged his emaciated shoulders and declared: “Urgghhh… Salad… Argh.” before vomiting a piece of kale. His words have been interpreted as a vehement critique of the vegan diet.
In any case, these zombies once again fuel the debate between vegetarians, vegans, and carnivores. It seems that the question does not sit well with everyone, and there is no doubt that the situation is as clear as pea soup. It remains to be seen how the zombies will adapt to their new diet, or if the vegans will yield and offer them a good old steak… plant-based, of course.
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