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Global shock! A chicken from Idaho, USA, is regularly laying pure gold eggs. This phenomenon has already disrupted the global economy and is attracting the attention of environmentalists.
It was during her daily collection that Sally McFarm, owner of a small farm in Idaho, discovered the first golden egg. “I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me,” she recounts. “But once the egg was weighed and tested, it was confirmed to be 24-carat gold. Being rich doesn’t bother me, but I’m especially worried about my poor Betsy who is clearly having some rather atypical digestive issues.”
Experts are stunned and are unable to explain how gold can be produced in a chicken’s body. “It’s a complete scientific mystery,” says Dr. Golden, an animal biology researcher at the prestigious Poultryfield University. “This could revolutionize our understanding of biology and economics if we could only figure out how it’s possible.”
Meanwhile, this discovery has already begun to destabilize the global economy. The price of gold is plummeting, as investors have no idea how many golden eggs Betsy might lay in the future. Furthermore, animal rights groups are concerned about the impact this could have on the treatment of chickens.
“It’s a real ethical dilemma,” states Lenny Chickadee, spokesperson for the organization “Free-Range Hens.” “Of course, we all want to get rich, but not at the expense of our feathered friends. If this chicken is forced to lay a golden egg every day, it could cause irreparable harm to her health.”
False quote: “True wealth is not measured in solid gold, but in the number of happy chickens.” – An anonymous sage.
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