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A GIANT DINOSAUR ON AN URBAN TROT DISRUPTS THE TOUR DE FRANCE!

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Hook: In the midst of the competition, the appearance of a Tyrannosaurus Rex on a bicycle threw the competitors of the Tour de France into disarray. An unexpected event that even surprised the sports commentators!

Article: This unprecedented event marked the final stage of the Tour de France. Spectators, gathered in large numbers to cheer on the cyclists, witnessed a scene that was nothing short of unexpected. Emerging from nowhere, a giant dinosaur, a Tyrannosaurus Rex to be precise, joined the race, mounted on a custom-made bicycle.

“One of the most surreal moments I’ve ever experienced,” said the reigning champion, Blaise Castelli, visibly shaken by the incident. “I was leading the pack when I heard a roar behind me. I glanced over my shoulder and saw a massive creature overtaking me at an incredible speed. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.”

However, the organizers of the Tour did not find the situation as amusing. “This is a very serious event that can compromise the safety of the riders,” said one of them. “We will take measures to prevent this from happening again in the future.”

In the history of the Tour de France, such an incident had never occurred. While some spectators found the situation hilarious, others were shocked. “It was both frightening and incredibly funny,” confessed one spectator. “But one wonders where this strange being came from and how it managed to ride a bicycle!”

Quote: “It was a true mountain of muscle on two wheels. I couldn’t tell if it was the Tour de France or Jurassic Park,” joked another cyclist.

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