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The smartest bird in the world, a turkey from Ohio, is rewriting the rules of driving to enhance road safety! This astonishing discovery could very well shake up the automotive world.
Incredibly, this turkey, nicknamed “Turbo,” has started scratching complex mathematical formulas into the ground of its pen with its beak. The farm owner, Jim E. Plume, quickly noticed this unusual behavior and shared his observations with a local university professor specializing in applied mathematics.
“We were stunned to find that Turbo not only understood the fundamental principles of mathematics but also used his knowledge to rewrite the rules of driving,” said Professor Albert Plumeau, a renowned mathematician at the University of Ohio.
According to Professor Plumeau, Turbo has developed an algorithm capable of predicting and preventing traffic accidents. This bird has taken into account all relevant data, such as tire condition, speed, weather conditions, and even the driver’s fatigue level, to create the ultimate driving code.
“Turbo has thought of everything,” said Jim E. Plume, the farm owner and now manager of the prodigious turkey. “And he keeps getting better. Every day, he adds a new variable to his algorithm. Last week, he started taking into account the angle of the sun while driving.”
This discovery could open unexpected doors in the field of road safety. Experts predict that with Turbo’s help, the number of traffic accidents could decrease significantly. An insurance company has even proposed a multi-million dollar contract to Jim E. Plume to use Turbo’s algorithm.
As Jim E. Plume aptly puts it, “Who would have thought that a turkey could one day save human lives? It’s truly an incredible time we are living in.”
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