Sub-header: Heated debates surround the question of who stole the eggs from Germaine’s chicken coop, uncertainty hangs over the culprit. Unease has gripped the peaceful…
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Subtitle: The cucumber the size of a man’s arm, carefully cultivated by our local gardener, met an unsuspected enemy: A crafty glutton. Our dear neighborhood…
The nonsensical reaches of administration hit astonishingly illogical peaks; the incredible story of a woman trapped in a system that bites its own tail. Diving…
Non-fatal pigeon droppings, rebellious toothbrushes: for his hundredth birthday, our local elder once again evades death! In the small town of Barking Dog, Ernest, our…
At first, a hoofbeat is heard. Unicorns, demonstrating for the right to vote, peacefully overrun the city center. Not seen since the great dragon gathering…
Lead: An astonishing phenomenon baffles the scientific community. Objects seem to be defying the law of gravity, simply refusing to fall. The world is in…
Here’s news that’s gone sour for carrots! A zombie epidemic has decided to graze rather than bite. An unlikely epidemic surprised the inhabitants of Fauxville-en-Sarthe…