Twilight inauguration at the mall: black ribbon, frozen smiles, and promo codes to make a hearse blush. Promise kept: prices that bury the competition and…
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In the heart of the city, the steeple’s shadow did not report for duty at noon. Passersby, dazzled, tell of a light that refuses all…
The Dernier Cri funeral home launches a loyalty card with a jingle, bonus points, and promo codes at the cemetery. Between discomfort and a rising…
Since Monday, the sacred schedule of drinks in the shade at exactly 6 p.m. has been thrown off on the Place du Tilleul, following a…
After three weeks of waiting, Adrien finally gets an appointment at Counter 7, which appears on no map, neither on the ground floor nor on…
Eternal rest, now 30% off if you accept an ad engraved next to your name in gold letters. Decency is at the cemetery; marketing has…
To get a ticket, you must already have one: the administration is perfecting the art of going in circles. Between doors that open inward toward…