A mysterious overnight shift of the bench beneath the linden tree has altered the shade and the angle of the wind in Golden-Apple Square. Regulars…
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In the halls of the Unified Counter, clarity gets lost among contradictory arrows. Here, proof of good faith is granted provided you prove you don’t…
The local cemetery unveils a loyalty card with stackable points, funereal goodies, and a raffle for a prime‑view crypt. Black humor in the shop window,…
This morning, Typographers’ Street tilted one degree to the right: passersby, shop windows, and signs are sliding into italics. We tried to stay upright, but…
Do not look for usefulness: this is a column of avowed uselessness, written by a text that knows very well it is exaggerating. The queue…
To pick up a simple certificate, you must present the certificate proving you have the right to pick it up. After three lines, two appointments,…
Delivered like elongated dressers, these “eternity boxes” promised a deep sleep. The residents, pragmatic, assemble, paint, and pretend not to notice the little cross on…