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Subtitle: “Renegade scientists claim to have irrefutable evidence of felines’ involvement in a large-scale time conspiracy.”
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This is a revelation that will shake the world of cat lovers. According to independent researchers from the Temporal Institute of Felinology (TIF), our dear feline companions may not be as innocent as they appear. Indeed, they are said to be spies sent by a civilization from the future to control our lives and influence the course of history.
“The sole purpose of these spies is to make us a lazier and more dependent society, thus making us easier to control,” explains Dr. Miaou, leader of the TIF. “They are adorable, they purr, and they hypnotize us with their shiny eyes. Before you know it, you spend hours watching them do silly things instead of working or rebelling.”
According to the TIF, irrefutable evidence supports this theory, including scar-like markings resembling implant scars on many cats, strange reactions to modern technologies, and a peculiar affinity for boxes, which they claim are devices for temporal communication.
“Mr. Snuggles, my own cat, was sitting on my keyboard while I was working on this theory. At first, I thought he just wanted my attention, but then I realized… He was trying to erase my research!” exclaims Dr. Miaou. “That’s when I understood we were onto something big and that we needed to alert the world. It’s time to wake up and resist our feline masters from the future!”
This isn’t the first time conspiracy theories surrounding our four-legged friends have emerged, but it is certainly the boldest. Cat lovers around the world are now questioning who is really in control in their relationship with their pets.
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