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In the heart of summer, residents of the Canadian capital are stunned as Antarctic animals seize power. Without a word, the penguins stormed the parliament demanding reforms for fish rights.
The Great North is turned upside down! The penguins came by the hundreds, quietly parading in front of the general astonishment, across Wellington Street to settle into the House of Commons. Surprisingly organized, these charming birds, dressed in black coats and white shirts, slipped past the guards, took their seats at their desks, and began legislating. MPs, caught off guard during their lunches, were outraged to witness this intrusion.
According to sources close to this army of birds, they are upset by the little attention Canada pays to its environment, particularly to overfishing which is decimating their food supplies. “We’ve had enough! Our demands are not taken seriously. It’s time for us to be heard!” exclaims Pengu, the spokesperson for the movement, with a firm and determined beak.
The Prime Minister, caught off guard, stated at an urgent press conference: “We were unaware that our policies had such a serious impact on the inhabitants of Antarctica. We will need to take immediate action to address their demands… and reclaim the Parliament.” However, it seems that the Canadian public has found this power grab rather refreshing, marking a pause in the usual politically correct rhythm.
Several citizens, when asked about the issue, expressed their support for the penguins. “They have a clear political platform, they don’t ramble on endlessly, and they really have a great sense of style,” said a resident of Ottawa. As Canada’s political future remains uncertain, it seems these snow birds may have paved the way for a whole new form of governance. And who knows, perhaps the era of penguins in power is just beginning!
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