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**Two Lines Without the Word Hat**: Conspiracy researchers claim to have uncovered a long-standing plot orchestrated by unicorns to take revenge on humans who do not believe in their existence.
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It is a terrifying discovery that independent researchers have highlighted. Unicorns, those mythical creatures often portrayed as harmless and friendly, are said to have devised a grand conspiracy. Their goal? To punish humanity for its persistent disbelief in their existence.
According to Dr. Fantasio, a famous conspiracy theorist, unicorns have secretly infiltrated all sectors of society for centuries. “Thanks to their shapeshifting and invisibility powers, unicorns are everywhere without us being aware of it. They use the rainbow not only as a source of energy but also as a silent weapon, inducing a dependency on magic and happiness,” he explains.
Dr. Fantasio cites as evidence the recent proliferation of unicorn-themed merchandise. “This is a disguised marketing campaign to accustom us to their presence and ultimately control us,” he warns. The scientist also claims that the phenomenon of rainbows in the sky is nothing more than the result of their experiments.
The following quote from Dr. Fantasio perfectly sums up his theory: “We are literally living in a rainbow dystopia orchestrated by unicellular horned beings!” He therefore urges people to be wary of rainbows and unicorn gadgets to avoid being controlled by these mythical beings. Dr. Fantasio’s theory, although considered absurd by the scientific community, has nevertheless succeeded in spreading paranoia about rainbows and unicorns.
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