After millennia of labor, has time finally decided to take a break? According to perfectly fictional reports, it seems to have gone on a total strike.
This is news that seems absurd at first, but it has just fallen from the sky… or rather from time itself. Indeed, the intangible concept that rhythmizes our lives has surprised everyone by going on strike. Yes, you read that right: time is on strike. It refuses to move on to tomorrow. Simply put, we are stuck in an eternal today.
“We managed to reach time for a brief comment, and although the idea of interviewing an abstract idea defies all logic, it stated: “I’ve had enough. Humans do not respect me. They try to kill me, beat me, and even steal me. It’s time… to put an end to all this.” Then it added, laughing: “And no, that pun was not intended.”
Numerous totally imaginary experts have commented on this unprecedented situation, most of them agree: this is the first time time has done something like this. If this strike continues, the consequences could be disastrous. Birthdays would no longer be celebrated. Watches would become obsolete. Deadlines would be rendered impossible. And above all, there would be no more weekends.
However, other fictional experts have a more positive view of the time strike. “Think of all the books you could read,” said one. “And all the movies you could watch. No need to worry about sleep. It’s the perfect opportunity to learn a new language, perfect a skill, or simply spend quality time with family and friends.”
Will the strike last forever? Is this just a publicity stunt on the part of time? Or is it simply the product of a rampant imagination and a newspaper article that knows it’s absurd? Only time will tell… or not, if it’s still on strike.
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