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Why devour brains when there are so many organic vegetables available on the market? Let yourself be tempted by the extraordinary story of Bob, a zombie who defies all stereotypes.
“When I became a zombie, I was a fervent vegan. Why should that change just because I’m dead?” Bob declares with a touch of bitterness. Bob is a harmless zombie wandering the streets of our city in search of fresh vegetables rather than human brains.
If you’re wondering how Bob’s transformation went, let us tell you it wasn’t as bloody as you might think. After being bitten by another zombie during a nighttime escapade in the local cemetery, Bob was surprised to discover that he had no desire for human brains. “I woke up with a terrible craving for kale salad and quinoa,” he recalls.
Despite his new condition, Bob’s conviction towards veganism remains unshakable. He proudly presents himself as the first vegan zombie and hopes to inspire other undead to follow in his footsteps. He has even started cultivating his own organic vegetable garden, in the absence of human brains. “Tomatoes are my new obsession. The taste of blood? No thanks, I prefer tomato juice,” Bob confesses.
It’s not every day that you meet a zombie who prefers munching on carrots rather than skulls. But Bob is the exception that proves the rule. As he puts it so well: “Being ethical doesn’t stop at the grave!” He promotes a plant-based diet, claiming that a vegan diet is healthy for everyone, including the undead.
No need to scream in fear if you spot Bob one evening around the corner. He’s probably just looking for his favorite vegetables. And if by chance he asks you for something, it will surely be, not your brain, but a nice, fresh carrot.
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