Two brief flashes of absurdity: A Brie asteroid in a milky ballet, the dawn of the 6th sense.
Our nighttime heroine, the moon, in a monumental burst of romanticism, treated herself to a bunch of camemberts this Monday. After debating between a starry Roquefort and a Comté with supernova reflections, it was finally the camembert, with its lunar crust cloak, which won the favors of our satellite.
NASA, amazed at such audacity, declared: “It’s one small step for camembert, but a giant leap for cheeses.” Tasked with the analysis of the space dairy samples, the space agency will attempt to determine if this camembert benefited from a specific maturation under the effect of lunar rays.
However, the disturbances do not stop there. A wave of insomnia hit the entire planet. Sleep researchers from Morpheus University reported a dramatic increase in sleep disorders since the appearance of the lunar camembert. It seems that the smell of the cheese, carried by solar winds, has upset our dreams and sharpened a sixth sense, that of detecting cheeses miles away.
“Who would have thought that the cosmos would be so fragrant?” wondered Salvador Dali, who appeared in a collective dream, his emblematic mustache scented with camembert. The surrealist painter also added: “It’s a new world, a new reality that resembles an absurd dream, a cheese drill in the heads of dreamers.”
If this cheese spectacle persists, it is recommended to embrace this new reality with a crispy baguette, a clove of garlic, and a bottle of red wine. The moon is winking at us with a gourmet eye, let’s be ready to savor it.
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