In a time where the universe continues to reveal itself as ever stranger, a study conducted by slightly clumsy physicists reveals a shocking truth. Subatomic…
Posts published in “Offbeat News”
Discover farmers’ nightmare: hordes of vegetarian zombies ravaging the fields of nighttime lettuce. The end is near, and it’s green. An unprecedented apocalyptic plague has…
Mystery at the Bournemouth Zoo: Samuel Houdinky, famous magician, has suddenly disappeared during a performance. The only clue? A carrot, reigning on stage in his…
Introduction: Thought your marriage proposal was a total disaster? Wait until you read this astonishing story that rattled the small town of Grimsville. Love can…
At the beginning: Declaring tofu over brains, a horde of vegetarian zombies is spreading terror among the fresh vegetables of supermarkets. The scene is worthy…
There’s a hint of conspiracy in the heart of the small community of Battle Creek: residents are dismayed by the massive invasion of silver-furred squirrels.…
In the beginning, a summer breeze, a reasoned panic. Today, it’s the yellow grapes that are subtly rumbling. In a shocking declaration today, the renowned…