Since Monday, the sacred schedule of drinks in the shade at exactly 6 p.m. has been thrown off on the Place du Tilleul, following a…
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After three weeks of waiting, Adrien finally gets an appointment at Counter 7, which appears on no map, neither on the ground floor nor on…
Eternal rest, now 30% off if you accept an ad engraved next to your name in gold letters. Decency is at the cemetery; marketing has…
To get a ticket, you must already have one: the administration is perfecting the art of going in circles. Between doors that open inward toward…
To obtain a simple certificate of presence, a user followed an escape plan through corridors, stamps, and contradictory passwords. The procedure, officially simplified, now requires…
This morning, the big clock in the square stopped indicating anything at all, except its desire to be elsewhere. We publish these lines aware they…
Record weekend for the gravediggers: not a single shovelful left, bouquets wilting on their feet, and families asked to “come back later.” Management promises creative…