At the heart of terror and farce, a new morbid threat sows doubt: The Clownsman Killer… Beware, citizens of Wackytown: this is not a joke.
Amid the alarming unrest currently shaking Wackytown, a new serial killer dressed as a clown appears to have emerged. Dubbed the Clownsman Killer, this astonishing character with a clownish demeanor inspires as much laughter as fear.
The first victim, according to the police report, was found dead… from laughter. A joke too good? A fatal prank? We still don’t know the exact modus operandi, but one thing is certain: this killer has a sense of macabre humor.
“What we know is that he acts during the full moon, dressed as a clown, and his victims are found with their faces covered in colorful makeup, a frozen smile on their lips,” says Sergeant Jokester, the detective in charge of the case.
A fake quote was even found at the first crime scene: “Life is a joke, and death is the final punchline. Signed: the Clownsman Killer.” A chilling message that calls for vigilance.
As the inhabitants of Wackytown barricade themselves in their homes, armed with cream pies and confetti cannons for defense, the Clownsman Killer remains elusive. This story, as absurd as it may be, has not finished making headlines… and perhaps even causing tears of laughter.
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