With claws raised towards the sky, the fermenting crustaceans of the apocalypse sharpen their mandibles in a sign of defiance.
The residents of the coastal town of Shrimpstown have become the unfortunate victims of a horrifying aquatic anomaly. Various types of crustaceans, seemingly returning from the dead, have begun to terrorize the innocent local population with a murderous frenzy. Marine health experts can only scratch their heads – and occasionally jump to avoid an enraged shrimp.
“I don’t know what these little critters have swallowed, but they seem to have an insatiable appetite for carnage,” says Bubba Gump, a local fisherman who saw his entire catch come back to life and jump out of his boat with a sinister chuckle. “I’ve never seen shrimp with such a glow of malicious intent in their tiny eyes.”
The shrimp in question are not only terrifying to look at, but they seem to have developed surprising agility and speed. They are now capable of jumping to incredible heights, and reports even suggest that they can move in groups, looking from a distance like a pink cloud formed by a horde of demonic shrimp.
“It’s the end of days, I’m telling you. These shrimp are a sign that the apocalypse is near!” declared Pastor Lobsterson to his frightened congregation during Sunday’s sermon. “We must repent for our excessive consumption of sushi and seafood.”
Meanwhile, the city’s crustacean anti-zombie brigade struggles to contain the unprecedented invasion. Nothing seems to stop these shrimp, not salt, not lemon, not even a good dose of soy sauce. Is the Sushipocalypse really at our doorstep? Only time will tell – in the meantime, keep your chopsticks ready, and perhaps it’s better to opt for a good old steak!
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