Content: Too old to face the blazing sandstorms, the Sphinx of Giza has announced its imminent retirement in a surprising interview with our newspaper. As…
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Content: When home-cooked meals lead to a frightening yet hilarious experience… a grandma found more than she bargained for in her soup! The scene unfolds…
Content: The peaceful village of Saint-Maurice-en-Gourde is in turmoil. The annual stock of gherkins intended for the making of the village’s famous sweet-and-sour gherkins has…
Content: Unprecedented twists are shaking the peaceful community of Saint-Martin-le-Pré as unexpected rivalries emerge around the local hay bale toss championship. The annual hay bale…
Content: Under a disconcerting sky, the wind has decided to take a sabbatical. Weather vanes from around the world, unemployed and disturbed, are seeking to…
Content: Amid the Kafkaesque implications of administration, citizenship struggles to carve a path through the endless tangle. Painting a Kafkaesque reality. Yesterday, Mr. Everyone, an…
Content: In a strange turn of events, cyborg mice have broken the record for the Tour de France, eclipsing human cyclists. In a scene worthy…