Goodbye to processions: a start-up promises to save you time all the way to the hereafter. The living, relieved; the dead, punctual. And the clock…
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The communal utensil, reserved since 1983 for the official Tuesday jam tasting, evaporated overnight in Bourg-de-Granule. Without it, it’s impossible to uphold the toast protocol…
This morning, Reality left a note on the door: “Come back later, I’m putting myself back together.” Here is the account of a newspaper that…
At daybreak, all the clocks took a liberty: they added sixty minutes out of pure elegance, and reality stuttered. Stay calm: this article is fully…
This morning, at 9:03 a.m., a simple chair, defiantly empty, sparked a stampede at Place des Trois-Points. Our reporter, an eyewitness to the invisible, recounts…
Under record heat, the Saint-Éterne crematorium is launching a family deal as scorching as its main furnace. Eye-popping posters, blowtorch slogans and endless lines: here,…
Set down Tuesday on the west bank of the Vacherie pond, the new chestnut bench has the village in a boil. According to sunset enthusiasts,…