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Blurring the line between fast food and horror, the Local Kebab Shop has made a surprising decision to speed up its service.
In a bold attempt to attract hungry and impatient customers, the Local Kebab Shop has decided to hire zombies as service staff. This unprecedented and horrifyingly innovative decision has already begun to make headlines.
“Our customers are tired of waiting. So, we decided to hire zombies to speed up the service,” said the terrified but determined owner, Ali Kebabric. “They never take breaks, don’t sleep, and never complain about their working conditions. Plus, they are very quick at preparing kebabs thanks to their insatiable appetite for meat,” he continues.
This decision has sparked mixed reactions among customers. “I was a bit scared at first,” says Tim Lafrite, a regular customer. “But when I saw how quickly they prepared my kebab, I knew I would come back here. But I just hope they don’t develop a taste for human flesh!”
In the meantime, employing zombies has had an unexpected impact: a reduction in theft at the restaurant. “Since we hired the zombies, no thief has dared to approach our restaurant. It’s quite effective security, I must say,” laughs Ali.
However, there are concerns regarding hygiene and the rights of these new employees. “I haven’t heard of any zombie union, so who can say if their working conditions are fair or not?” asks Patty Sanitaire, a hygiene inspector.
In response, Ali humorously replied: “Given that they’re already dead, I don’t think they need health insurance. But we are working on the hygiene issue. We’re going to teach them to wash their hands… if they have any!”
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