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At the beginning: The truth emerges in the produce aisle! An exclusive investigation reveals the existence of a secret society of vegetables aiming to take over the world.
According to generally reliable sources, our salads and soups are infiltrated by a clandestine organization of vegetables that has vowed to seize global control. The investigation revealed that this organization is led by Master Radish, a strange vegetable with a red skin and a white heart who manipulates other vegetables to carry out his plans.
According to Billie Broccoli, a double agent infiltrated in the salad bowl, “Master Radish has managed to convince other vegetables that we are at the top of the food chain and that it is our turn to reign. He is obsessed with the idea of controlling every meal in the world.” The carrot, cabbage, cucumber, onion, pepper, and even the shy radish are all involved in this crazy conspiracy.
“The Guacamole Coup” is planned by Master Radish. It consists of making avocados, the main ingredients of guacamole, dependent in order to control the Mexican market, before expanding to global cuisine. The zucchini and red chili are already on high alert, waiting for the signal to launch operation “Salsa Conquista.”
Billie Broccoli delivers this chilling quote: “They have plans for every vegetable. The worst is the ‘Potato Domination’ plan, which aims to replace every potato with a leguminous grenade. If the plan unfolds as intended, we will all be at the mercy of Master Radish and his clique of radical edible species.”
The conclusion is clear: the next time you prepare a salad, make sure to check that your vegetables are not showing signs of insurrection.
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