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In the lead: An astonishing discovery reveals the secret machinations that are shaking up the global avocado economy. The real culprits? The mammoths of Atlantis!
Chewed over by some, unbearable for others, the rising prices of avocados have long been attributed to the trendy effect of millennial toasts or sustainable agricultural production schemes. However, a bubbling conspiracy theory suggests a completely different explanation: the mammoths of Atlantis control the avocado market.
“The mammoths of Atlantis have always been fond of avocados. They used to eat them by the ton. Today, they are using their hidden influence to satisfy their insatiable appetite,” says Fernald Muggleton, self-published author of “The Mammoths, the Avocados, and You: The Shocking Truth Hidden.” Muggleton’s compelling argument relies on a series of blurry images that he claims show mammoths making bulk purchases of avocados at a supermarket. “Look at the size of those carts! Only mammoths could consume that many avocados!”
Skeptics are, of course, numerous and quick to denounce what they see as a hoax. However, Muggleton insists: “The evidence is right there before our eyes. The mammoths of Atlantis are driving up prices, and we, poor humans, are fighting for the crumbs.”
Whatever the case may be, the truth remains uncertain. But for those who want to understand why their guacamole costs an arm and a leg, Muggleton’s theory offers an explanation as intriguing as it is absurd. Meanwhile, we eagerly await the next twists in this incredible saga of avocados and mammoths of Atlantis.
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