**Intro:** In a rather unexpected turn of events, a group of ninja monks has pledged to protect Ohio’s legendary giant pumpkins from vandals. **Article:** In…
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In today’s edition opener, a colossal discovery that overturns all our current knowledge in paleontology. Living dinosaurs have been discovered in the Paris metro! An…
Subtitle: Legs gone wild! Terrified residents report a devastating attack by a giant turkey demanding… maple syrup?! In an unusual and absurd turn of events,…
At first, it seemed that we were merely obsessed with the cleanliness of our homes. Now, new evidence suggests that cats, in their quest to…
In a crunchy piece of news coming out of the City of Lights, the Eiffel Tower appears to have shrunk due to an unexpected allergic…
At the beginning: A resident of the town of Brou-en-Bagine claims that his dog speaks fluent Spanish. A story as strange as it is disconcerting.…
News that leaves scientists perplexed: a woman claiming she was sucked into another dimension thanks to her household vacuum cleaner. Eugénie Pétunia, a resident of…