News that leaves scientists perplexed: a woman claiming she was sucked into another dimension thanks to her household vacuum cleaner.
Eugénie Pétunia, a resident of the small town of Brouilly-sur-Marne, stated that her ordinary Tuesday turned into an inter-dimensional adventure when she began cleaning her living room with her vacuum cleaner.
“I started vacuuming the carpet as usual,” reported Pétunia, “and suddenly, the vacuum cleaner’s handle extended, enveloping me in a whirlwind of light and dust.” According to her, she appeared in a parallel universe surprisingly similar to ours, but where everyone spoke in rhymes and vacuum cleaners were considered sacred objects.
Judging this to be quite curious, she managed to return home by quickly turning the vacuum cleaner on and off three times. “It was like clicking my heels three times, but with a vacuum cleaner,” she added.
Scientific experts are perplexed by these claims. “There is no scientific data confirming that vacuum cleaners can open inter-dimensional passages,” said Dr. Bertrand Einstino, professor of quantum physics at the Superior Technology Institute of Brouilly-sur-Marne. “However, we cannot completely rule out the possibility that something extraordinary occurred.”
This story has attracted the attention of thousands of people around the world and has instigated a new trend: people desperately vacuuming their carpets hoping to reach another dimension. “I would simply tell people to be careful,” says Eugénie Pétunia. “You never know what you might stumble upon. And then, I want to remind that in this dimension, vacuum cleaners were sacred. So, they were not used for house cleaning.”
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