Without warning, an independent group of scientists has just discovered that carrots are, in reality, sophisticated microphones, sent by an unidentified secret organization. The orange-colored…
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HEADER: Henry Bumblebee, a 58-year-old farmer, survived a lightning strike, only to discover a sudden and inexplicable talent for classical piano. The day had started…
In a surprising and dystopian twist, our four-legged friends have managed to seize the digital universe. The ovine species, once a simple farm animal, has…
The secret gardeners’ movement is allegedly preparing a peculiar plot related to tomato cultivation, with the aim of controlling the minds of innocent consumers. The…
In a spectacularly disconcerting revival, our everyday administration reinvents the ineffable complexities of its operation. After months of intense reflection, our administrative institutions have slipped…
Lead: When the world of fashion rhymes with stripes! A group of zebras begins a fashion career in Paris! In an unexpected twist, a troupe…
The unreal has once again pushed its limits, the insects of the great African desert are attacking time itself. Their gastronomic restorer is revealed today.…