Eternal rest, now 30% off if you accept an ad engraved next to your name in gold letters. Decency is at the cemetery; marketing has…
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To get a ticket, you must already have one: the administration is perfecting the art of going in circles. Between doors that open inward toward…
According to an investigation nobody was expecting, the holes in Gruyère may serve as directional antennas capable of moving rain to teatime. Troubling clues: aligned…
To obtain a simple certificate of presence, a user followed an escape plan through corridors, stamps, and contradictory passwords. The procedure, officially simplified, now requires…
At dawn, a cooperative of raccoons inaugurated “Everything Shines,” a supermarket where you pay with lids, pearly buttons, and polished paperclips. Between tentacled checkouts, Labrador…
This morning, the big clock in the square stopped indicating anything at all, except its desire to be elsewhere. We publish these lines aware they…
Record weekend for the gravediggers: not a single shovelful left, bouquets wilting on their feet, and families asked to “come back later.” Management promises creative…