According to a whimsical yet formal investigation, metallic foil seals reportedly record our moods when we smooth them with a finger. Witnesses swear that every…
Réveille-Matin
At daybreak, the Parisian icon left its plinth “to stretch its girders” and sped toward the Atlantic. Shopkeepers dumbstruck and tourists holding their breath: without…
Do not look for usefulness: this is a column of avowed uselessness, written by a text that knows very well it is exaggerating. The queue…
Watchmakers from Besançon claim to have recovered 31 days perfectly preserved behind a broom closet. Forgotten birthdays, days off never taken, and expired strawberry tarts:…
To pick up a simple certificate, you must present the certificate proving you have the right to pick it up. After three lines, two appointments,…
Laundry baskets quiver: the disappearances may not be a coincidence. A secret guild of socks is said to be weaving a plan powered by static…
Delivered like elongated dressers, these “eternity boxes” promised a deep sleep. The residents, pragmatic, assemble, paint, and pretend not to notice the little cross on…