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At the beginning: In a cruel twist of irony, Mortimer Skeletonn, the official doppelganger of the Reaper, has hit the national lottery jackpot. What will he do with it? That question is on everyone’s lips.
In news sure to send shivers down spines while also bringing smiles to faces, Mortimer Skeletonn has won the astronomical sum of 100 million dollars. This resident of the small town of Bonesville, permanently dressed in a black cloak and wielding a scythe, is famous for his striking resemblance to the Reaper, making him a sinisterly familiar figure at Halloween parties and other macabre events.
“I couldn’t believe my ticket was the winning one,” Mortimer said with a smile. A smile that, beneath his skeleton makeup, looked more like a frightening grimace, sending chills down the spine of our brave journalist. “I thought it was just another tasteless joke. But no, I really won!”
“I have always stayed true to my spooky look, despite the terrified glances and doors slamming in my face. I believe luck is finally smiling at me,” he added with a laugh, causing a cacophony of sinister echoes in the room.
According to those close to him, Mortimer is considering investing his newfound treasure to open a theme park inspired by his eerie appearance. The park would include a haunted house, a terrifying roller coaster, and a graveyard area where visitors could experience the “dark” thrill of entering a tomb for an hour while actors dressed as ghosts scare them.
“In truth, I’ve always wanted to make people smile, in one way or another. What better way than to make them smile while screaming in fear at my amusement park?” Mortimer concluded.
In conclusion, this man who has built a career as the doppelganger of the most hated character may not be so sinister after all. By the way, when asked if he plans to change his style after this windfall, he replied: “No chance, I’m going to stay terrifying until the end!”
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