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In the beginning: The 92-year-old queen, Elizabeth II, has reportedly decided to end her reign to focus on her career as a rapper. Her debut album, titled “Royal Rhymes,” is set to be available starting next Friday.
In a surprising career turn, the matriarch of the royal family has chosen to retire from the monarchy to devote herself to her lifelong passion: rap. Buckingham Palace confirmed the news in an official statement, leaving Her Majesty’s subjects and the rest of the world stunned.
Elizabeth II, otherwise known by her stage name “LizBet II Fresh,” is said to have already recorded several tracks for her album in utmost secrecy. The names of several rap legends, such as Snoop Dogg and Kanye West, have been mentioned as potential producers for the album. “She has such fresh beats; it’s incredible to see such energy in someone her age,” Snoop Dogg said during an impromptu press conference.
“I have always wanted to show everyone that the crown is not the only thing that defines me,” the Queen stated in an exclusive interview with the BBC. “I hope that my verses can inspire young generations to pursue their dreams, regardless of their age or position in society.”
As for Prime Minister Boris Johnson, he reportedly stated during an interview with Sky News: “I certainly didn’t expect this, but I’m sure we can all look forward to some darn good beats from Her Majesty. I can’t wait to hear the first single.”
Undoubtedly, the announcement from Queen Elizabeth II scandalizes and delights at the same time, leaving the world in anticipation of what will surely be the musical event of the year. Her album is expected to be available for pre-order starting tomorrow.
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