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*A strange new phenomenon seems to be sweeping through shopping malls: mannequins are rebelling against the dictatorship of fashion…*
In scenes reminiscent of a B-movie horror film, display mannequins are masking their expressionless faces with a strange and sinister mimicry of human behavior. The poorly paid and under-equipped security guards of these malls are perplexed and horrified by this trend surfacing in storefronts around the world.
The most recent incident occurred at the “Divine Pass” shopping mall, where a female display mannequin was seen “biting her nails.” “I literally froze in place,” said Carlos Hernandez, 56, a night security guard. “I didn’t know if I was supposed to stop her for vandalism or take her for a manicure.”
Fashion experts are equally baffled by this new macabre trend. “I’ve seen strange trends in my career, but mannequins eating their own fingers? That’s unprecedented,” said an anonymous stylist, visibly in shock. “I just hope this doesn’t herald the death of traditional fashion. We’re not ready to replace fashion shows with zombie processions.”
Shopping malls around the world are on high alert, fearing that their own mannequins might join this horror parade. “We considered replacing all our mannequins with holograms,” said a mall manager who wished to remain anonymous. “But we don’t want to end up with brain-eating holograms. Who knows what could happen next?”
Fictional quote of the day: “The first time I saw a mannequin biting her nails, I thought it was just a new fashion trend. I never thought it could be a threat to mall security.” – Carlos Hernandez, security guard.
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