An unfortunate turn of the wheel by the Broom Committee, during the square’s weekly rinsing, pushed the bench north-northeast by nearly half a meter. At…
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Shock prices, black ribbons and strained smiles: the latest funeral concept store promises to “take the drama out of the inevitable” at 50% off. Yesterday,…
We’ve gotten our hands—yes, our hands—back on a Tuesday that went missing after breakfast. The information is crumbling, coming out of the oven still warm,…
After a massive outage, the ring-road megastore launches “last-resort kits” and rings up a windfall. Fear comes in family packs, with bonus points if you…
You are holding in your hands a piece of reporting that prefers to tell the truth about itself: it is a game with a rule…
Make yourselves comfortable; reality will pretend to believe it for the span of these few columns. The City Loses Its Shadow, Finds It Under a…
At the Office of Paradoxes, only evidence of absence and original non-compliant copies are admitted. Our reporter followed, minute by minute, the odyssey of a…