When points rack up faster than condolences, a local company turns mourning into a rewards program. Outrage, morbid curiosity, and “Forever” mugs already sold out:…
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The bakery in La Fosse-aux-Ânes is taking its Tuesday “Tradition” baguette from 57 to 58 cm. The cheesemonger’s raclette template and the Café du Lavoir’s…
In the corridors of the General Directorate of Dossiers, the absurd has become procedure. Report on a system where every exit is a queue and…
Escaping from a headline this morning, a comma is rolling across the city and our article is running after it, all out of breath, without…
Deprived of its only 5 ml-calibrated spoon, the jury can no longer rate creaminess without skewing the historical averages. The flagship contest of the Churn…
At dawn, the main headline left its column, taking with it the smell of fresh ink. Since then, we’ve been chasing a meaning that, obviously,…
The “Dernier Cri” chain is turning death into an unprecedented loyalty program. Mortuary miles, flash sales, and a tote bag “dust included”: welcome to terminal…