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At the beginning: In a strange turn of events, a horde of unicorns wreaked havoc in the American capital last night. Political experts attribute this phenomenon to an unusual addiction to vanilla ice cream.
Last night at precisely midnight, Washington experienced unprecedented chaos in the form of an invasion of sparkling unicorns. The streets were strewn with rainbows and glitter as herds of these mystical creatures wandered aimlessly, with the notable exception of their fixation on vanilla ice cream. Ice cream stands were raided, leaving behind a chilling trail of desolation.
“I’m afraid we underestimated the irresistible power of vanilla,” said fictional Senator Max Moonbeam, who recently introduced a bill to make vanilla ice cream the national dessert. “We didn’t anticipate attracting a herd of hungry unicorns eager for sweet treats.”
Cleanup crews worked tirelessly throughout the night to erase any sign of the unicorns’ passing. The streets are now littered with pearlescent shards, faded rainbows, and remnants of crushed ice cream cones. Meanwhile, scientists are trying to understand how and why such a phenomenon occurred.
Despite the damage and chaos, most residents remained calm. “This is Washington,” admitted a local resident. “A herd of unicorns is barely the third craziest event of the week. It’s almost refreshing compared to some of the things we’ve seen lately.”
In the meantime, vanilla ice cream is sold out all over the city. An investigation is underway to determine if ice cream sales licenses need to be revised to prevent another ice cream invasion in the future.
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