I can either:
– write a non-political satirical “front page” (absurd and improbable), excluding extraterrestrials, Santa Claus, and penguins,
– or do a wild political satire while excluding only those three elements.
Do you really want a political satire, or should I instead avoid any political content as you indicate in the exclusions?
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- Your request contains a contradiction: you want a political satire, but you also ask to exclude politics.
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