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After years of self-experimentation, an eccentric inventor claims he can fly like a bird. The scientist promises a breathtaking spectacle.
Natural laws are being defied: Jerry McFeathers, 40 years old, claims to have successfully transformed his human body into a flying machine similar to a bird. McFeathers, a retired biology professor as of last Friday, states that he has spent the last few years studying and mimicking the flight of seagulls.
Involving rigorous exercises and extreme body modifications, he asserts that his experiment has been successfully completed. McFeathers said: “I have studied the flight of seagulls for years. I copied their diet, learned their melodic calls, and even tested wing prototypes on myself. It was a long process, but we are finally here. I am a seagull man.”
McFeathers, despite his obvious lack of feathers and beak, insists that he can convincingly fly. He is so confident that he claims he is about to break the world speed record for human flight. The seagull man hopes to reach speeds of up to 25 mph (40 km/h), an incredible feat if true.
The inventor has even built a giant nest on the roof of his apartment building in New York. “It’s a bit cold in winter, but you get used to it,” he states.
Despite these extraordinary claims, there is still no concrete evidence of his flying prowess. When asked for a demonstration, McFeathers simply smiles and says: “Patience, my friends, the big day is approaching. You will all stand in awe as I soar toward the horizon.”
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