“Meteorologists and bakers are perplexed by this incredible news: a rain of donuts is blanketing the globe”.
In a surprising turn of events, sweet donuts began falling from the sky this week, creating a global pandemic of treats. Experts are currently unable to explain this inexplicable event, while the rest of the world is indulging.
The first donut rain was reported on Monday morning, when residents of Sydney, Australia, woke up to discover a rain of sweet and iced donuts covering their gardens, cars, and sidewalks. The donut rain then spread to the rest of the world, with reports coming in from cities as diverse as London, Tokyo, and New York.
“The WHO is unable to explain why such a large number of donuts suddenly started falling from the sky”, stated WHO spokesperson Dr. Sweet, adding that this situation was “an unprecedented scientific puzzle and a glutton’s blessing for humanity”.
However, the donut rain has caused a sudden increase in gluttony among individuals worldwide. The number of visits to dentists has skyrocketed, while toothpaste and toothbrush manufacturers have recorded a dramatic increase in sales.
“I never thought I would live to see the day when I would have to advise people not to eat what falls from the sky”, said a well-known nutritionist, Dr. Healthy. “But I suppose this is 2021. Nothing can shock us anymore.”
Amid the confusion and sweet chaos, a sense of unity and camaraderie has developed among the global population. Indeed, while experts continue to scratch their heads over this incongruous meteorological phenomenon, the rest of the world seems to have adopted the well-known saying: “Who can resist a free donut fallen from the sky?”
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