In the beginning: Shock in the world of ready-to-wear! According to a study published yesterday, our washing machines would be manipulated by underground unicorns, responsible for the mysterious disappearance of our socks.
According to the revolutionary conclusions of this unprecedented panel of marginal scientists, our washing machines would not be solely responsible for the disappearance of our socks. On the contrary, they would be manipulated by underground unicorns who have found a way to create dimensional passages in our washing machine drums to seize our precious pairs of socks.
“But why would unicorns want our socks?” you may ask. Well, according to Professor Foutriquet, the leader of this revolutionary thesis: “unicorns use our socks to line their dimensional cocoons. It’s the only material that allows them to keep these kinds of interdimensional tunnels open. Moreover, the variety of colors of our socks would provide them with the necessary psychological comfort for their daily life.”
Naturally, this revelation has created a real outcry in the research community, with many scientists asserting that Professor Foutriquet and his team have lost their minds. However, given the lack of other valid explanations for the mysterious disappearance of our socks, a part of the population seems ready to accept this theory as truth.
“What happens behind the porthole of our washing machines remains a mystery, and until someone can prove otherwise, I’m ready to believe that unicorns have something to do with it,” says Mrs. Dubois, a mother and recurring victim of sock disappearances.
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