**Subtitle: Are unicorns, these mythical and wonderful creatures, behind the dark chocolate that we consume with so much love? This conspiracy theory surfaces and shakes the internet.**
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The theory of dark chocolate, designed by unicorns to enslave humanity, has gone viral on social networks. A group of self-proclaimed conspiracy theorists, “The Chococorns,” has put forward supposed evidence to show that unicorns, by creating dark chocolate, would seek to control the human mind.
“The idea may seem fanciful, but according to them, dark chocolate and unicorns share many commonalities, which would lend weight to their theory,” says Bob Cacao, spokesperson for the group. According to these conspiracy theorists, unicorns would use dark chocolate as a means of exerting a subtle but powerful influence on the human mind.
This evidence would be based on ancient and mystical writings, as well as striking coincidences between unicorns and dark chocolate. Among these coincidences, we find the rarity of both elements and their ability to provoke an intense feeling of well-being in those who consume or encounter them.
“Even if people laugh at our theory, we stand firm in our beliefs. Dark chocolate is an invention of unicorns to control our mind. The proof is that no one can resist a square of chocolate! There’s clearly something magical in it,” Bob Cacao declared at a recent press conference.
Academic researchers in the field of chocolate have quickly debunked this theory, labeling it “fantastical” and “without any scientific basis.” However, these denials have only fueled the flame of controversy within the Chococorn group.
It remains to be seen whether this chocolatey conspiracy theory will manage to convince more widely, or if it will remain confined to the depths of niche discussions on the Internet. One thing is for sure: it does provide an additional excuse to enjoy a square of dark chocolate… in case the unicorns are watching us.
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