I can either:
– write a non-political satirical “front page” (absurd and improbable), excluding extraterrestrials, Santa Claus, and penguins,
– or do a wild political satire while excluding only those three elements.

Do you really want a political satire, or should I instead avoid any political content as you indicate in the exclusions?
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- Your request contains a contradiction: you want a political satire, but you also ask to exclude politics.
- You’re asking for a “political satire” but you also indicate excluding “politics.” Would you rather have a zany, improbable satirical front page with no political content (for example about bureaucracy, sports, gastronomy, or tech)? If so, please specify the preferred theme.
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- Would you like a political satire (with elected officials, parties, public decisions), or on the contrary should we really avoid “politics,” as you indicate in the exclusions? I can write either a political front-page piece or a non-political satirical front-page piece — tell me which you prefer.
- Would you like a political satire, or should any mention of politics be excluded as indicated at the end of your message? I can write either a politically satirical “front page,” or a non-political, zany “front page.”
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