The squirrels of Central Park in New York have set down their acorns and declared a strike, demanding better living conditions. The city is in…
Réveille-Matin
Sub-header: Heated debates surround the question of who stole the eggs from Germaine’s chicken coop, uncertainty hangs over the culprit. Unease has gripped the peaceful…
Subtitle: The cucumber the size of a man’s arm, carefully cultivated by our local gardener, met an unsuspected enemy: A crafty glutton. Our dear neighborhood…
The nonsensical reaches of administration hit astonishingly illogical peaks; the incredible story of a woman trapped in a system that bites its own tail. Diving…
Non-fatal pigeon droppings, rebellious toothbrushes: for his hundredth birthday, our local elder once again evades death! In the small town of Barking Dog, Ernest, our…
New research reveals that no pebble on the beach is alike for a disturbing reason. An independent researcher announces that they are hidden surveillance devices!…
At first, it’s general embarrassment, then hilarity. A snail with a passion for the art of cocktails is sowing chaos throughout the city. Animal extravagance…