The Dernier Cri funeral home launches a loyalty card with a jingle, bonus points, and promo codes at the cemetery. Between discomfort and a rising…
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This morning, the clock hands resigned to become mustaches and lie down on varnished oranges. The city, in cloud slippers, woke with its pockets full…
Since Monday, the sacred schedule of drinks in the shade at exactly 6 p.m. has been thrown off on the Place du Tilleul, following a…
After three weeks of waiting, Adrien finally gets an appointment at Counter 7, which appears on no map, neither on the ground floor nor on…
An overnight update turns air into an on-demand service, complete with ad breaks between breaths. In kitchens, fridges rate your mood; on the street, sidewalks…
Eternal rest, now 30% off if you accept an ad engraved next to your name in gold letters. Decency is at the cemetery; marketing has…
To get a ticket, you must already have one: the administration is perfecting the art of going in circles. Between doors that open inward toward…