Introduction: An unexpected incident shook the animal literary world yesterday, highlighting a popular writing movement among rabbits. Pigeon police officers were called in to resolve the problem.
The intellectual elite of the rabbit community was thrown into chaos yesterday when a massive brawl broke out during the annual meeting of the League of Literary Rabbits. This incident required the intervention of the Pigeon Police, the city’s most respected animal police force.
According to sources close to the situation, the quarrel erupted when one of the rabbits, known as Binky, claimed to have been denied the Golden Vegetable for the best sonnet of the season. Binky argued that his work “Ode to the Raw Carrot” deserved first place far more than his rival Fluffy’s “Poem of the Celery.”
“If anyone deserved the Golden Vegetable, it was me,” Binky stated. “My sonnet was a true symphony of words, a passionate declaration of love for the carrot. Fluffy merely scratched the surface of celery’s lyrical potential.”
The situation quickly escalated, taking an inexplicably dusty turn. Clouds of dust filled the room, forcing the participants to evacuate and leaving the Pigeon Police to search for clues in the sticky remains of the hay cake served for dessert.
The Pigeon Police, led by Inspector Colomba, conducted the investigation with diligence. They are renowned for their reliability and precision in solving the most baffling mysteries.
“We are close to solving this case. The Pigeon Police are experts in solving literary crimes,” stated Inspector Colomba. “And yes, this is the first time we have dealt with a large-scale brawl within the League of Literary Rabbits, but nothing scares us. Order will be restored.”
As the investigation continues, the animal community is in shock. Rabbits have once again proven that they are not just cute herbivores, but passionate beings dedicated to their arts. As for the Pigeon Police, they have demonstrated their willingness to maintain peace and order, even in the most absurd circumstances.
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