Intro: Snails have decided to race in broad daylight on the fast lane, causing long traffic jams. Their carelessness and desire for leisure have thrown the city into chaos.
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In a bold act of independence and tenacity, a group of 500 snails embarked on an impromptu race on our city’s highway this morning, causing massive traffic jams and general confusion among motorists. This unusual event was first reported at 8:00 am and quickly caught the attention of local media.
“Of course, we’ve seen foxes, deer, and even turtles cross our roads before, but a large number of snails, that’s a first,” said Lieutenant Jim Bracken of the local police department. “We had to divert traffic for several hours to allow the invertebrates to cross safely, thus causing a significant slowdown in traffic.”
According to experts, snails usually move at a speed of 0.029 km/h. Questions about how a large number of snails managed to get onto the highway and what motivated them to participate in such a “race” remain unanswered.
“I couldn’t believe my eyes,” said a motorist, Johnny Walker, who was caught in the traffic jam. “I knew they were slow, but I certainly didn’t expect to see them organizing a show of strength in broad daylight on the highway. I just hope they’ll reach their destination before sunset.”
The event has caused a sensation on social media, where videos and photos of the “racing” snails have been shared thousands of times. The latest news is that the snails are nearing their presumed finish line, a lush field on the other side of the highway, with a strong determination to complete their collective race.
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