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In truth hidden by cats, unicorns are the brains of the world; the center of the Earth is their mythical lair according to a buzzworthy theory.
Unicorns, those mythical creatures loved by all, are not just pretty mascots for glittery t-shirts and children’s backpacks. According to an extravagant conspiracy theory circulating, unicorns have been manipulating us from the center of the Earth for millennia, where they are said to have established an ultra-advanced secret civilization.
This theory has been propagated by a self-proclaimed expert in unicornology, Mr. Léo Mythos, who claims that these elegant creatures have developed superior technology that allows them to subtly manipulate human behavior to their advantage. “Their horns are not mere ornaments; they are high-frequency transmission antennas to control human thoughts!” Mr. Mythos declared at the annual conspiracy theory convention in Las Vegas.
According to Mythos, unicorns have also managed to hide their existence and divert public attention by creating another species – cats. “Unicorns created cats as a shield for their existence. It is because of their hypnotic charm that we have never questioned the true reason for their presence,” Mythos asserted.
Despite the complete lack of evidence to support these claims, the supporters of the theory are growing in number. When asked why unicorns would want to control humans, Mr. Mythos responded: “Unicorns are beings of purity and beauty. They simply want to see the world shine brightly, covered in glitter and rainbows.” It is advisable to take this theory with a generous dose of humor… and glitter.
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