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Hook: The entire world is in an uproar after a farmer in Iowa miraculously discovered a hen in his coop that, against all odds, lays pure golden eggs.
Discovering a hen that lays eggs around 6 a.m. is not surprising for Fred Johnson, a farmer from Iowa. However, finding a golden egg in the nest is surely something he never expected to experience. Fred has been catapulted from local farmer status to celebrity overnight thanks to his hen named Betsy and her golden gifts.
“It’s just another morning; I went to the barn to collect the eggs for breakfast. I do this every morning,” said Fred. “But when I went to gather the eggs from Betsy’s nest, I noticed something heavy and shiny. At first, I thought it was a toy left by one of my grandchildren, but when I weighed it in my hand, I knew it was pure gold. I was stunned.”
Fred and his hen are now under 24/7 surveillance, and despite numerous offers to buy Betsy, Fred claims he has no intention of selling his golden-egg-laying hen. “She’s part of the family now. I’m not going to sell her for money, no matter how much they offer me,” he stated.
“I never would have imagined something like this could happen to me,” admits Fred. “I’m going to start eating golden eggs for breakfast from now on. They have a bit of a metallic taste, but I guess it’s a small price to pay to be a multibillionaire. Other than that, Betsy and I are just going to continue living our lives as usual.”
Imaginary quote from Fred Johnson: “There’s no secret to finding a hen that lays golden eggs. You just need to be lucky. And a good hen, of course.”
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