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The first military combat pigeon was reported yesterday in Manhattan, carrying a tiny backpack filled with handfuls of spaghetti.
It was an ordinary morning that turned unusual for the residents of Manhattan when they spotted an apparently ordinary pigeon soaring above the streets with a small backpack attached to its legs. It was only when it began dropping handfuls of spaghetti on passersby that fear set in.
Authorities were quickly called to the scene. “At first, we thought it was a tasteless joke,” said Captain Mark Stevenson of the NYPD. “But when we saw the extent of the damage caused by the handfuls of spaghetti, we realized we were dealing with something much more serious.”
Scientists were brought in to examine the pigeon in question. They confirmed that it was a trained military combat pigeon, likely by a secret organization of rebellious pigeons. The small bag it was carrying was filled with spaghetti, which it was apparently trained to drop on people. The consequences could have been catastrophic had the incident occurred during rush hour.
“I’ve never seen anything like it in my life,” said Dr. Melissa Hendricks, an ornithologist and bird behavior expert. “It’s clear that this pigeon has been trained to drop handfuls of spaghetti on people. This is probably the first time in history that pigeons have been used as weapons of war.”
Dr. Hendricks also warned that this could pose a new threat to major urban centers. “We fear there may be more pigeons like this out there. It’s time for all of us to keep our eyes open and report any suspicious pigeon behavior.”
So, the next time you see a pigeon flying overhead, you might want to think twice before letting it pass by without suspicion.
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