At first, saucepans started writing sonnets, now wardrobes are soaring overhead, a breathtaking event!
It’s impossible to look up at the sky without noticing this strange apparition: floating wardrobes, freely suspended in the heavens. Like a silent opera choreographed by a unicorn, these hanging clothes storage units navigate through the celestial mantle, defying all logic and gravity. Poets from around the world are rushing to immortalize this astonishing spectacle, their pens gushing with emerald-blue ink of excitement.
“We’ve always known that wardrobes had a soul, now, we know they also have wings,” says the famous writer and thinker, Trompe-l’œil Vanitas, admiring this aerial ballet from his gingerbread balcony.
Scientists are perplexed, philosophers intrigued, children delighted. Wardrobes, once considered simple mundane storage objects, are now celestial creatures, majestically floating with the winds. Numerous absurd theories are put forward, ranging from the stroke of genius of an eccentric inventor to the rebellion of a union of disturbed cabinetmakers.
Beyond the wonderful spectacle, this news gives an unexpected boost to the weather forecast. “Wardrobes seem to have an innate talent for detecting storms. If you see your kitchen cupboard taking flight, you’d better cover up!”, jokes the famous meteorologist, Gustave Star Rain.
“Wardrobes are our new birds, our guardians of the skies. They hold in their drawers the secrets of the universe and the missing socks,” says Vanitas, a dreamy glow in his eyes.
As we prepare to sleep tonight, perhaps we’ll glance out the window, hoping to catch a glimpse of the graceful flight of a wardrobe, carrying our jackets inside it towards the ethereal heaven.
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