At last, nature’s great secret has been revealed: rainbows come from unicorns. This is a real revolution in the way we understand weather phenomena!
We were made to believe that rainbows were the result of the refraction, reflection, and dispersion of light through water. What nonsense! Scientists are now saying that unicorns, those fabulous creatures once confined to fairy tales, are the source of these magnificent arcs of light in the sky.
“After years of research, we have finally discovered the truth,” declared Dr. Iman Aprilfool, a professor at Foolhardy University. “Unicorns, with their beautiful spiral horns and their mystical aura, are the primary source of rainbows. The exact process remains a mystery, but we think it might involve transforming joy and love into visible light.”
Upon learning of this astonishing discovery, the general public reacted with a mix of astonishment and skepticism. Nevertheless, supporters of this extraordinary theory have begun to organize “Unicorn Watching Parties” to see these wonderful creatures in action, creating rainbows.
Finally, let’s give the last word to Lucky Charms, a 7-year-old child and fervent believer in the magic of unicorns: “I knew unicorns were real and now everyone knows it. They bring color into our lives and make every day a special moment. You should all believe in unicorns, because they are the creators of rainbows.”
So, the next time you see a rainbow, think about unicorns. They might be closer than you think.
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