Intro: The improbable has happened. In the small village of Morpion-Les-Enchantes, a centenarian claims to have found the fountain of youth… in a jar of mustard!
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It’s a story making headlines in tabloids around the world, a piece of news as unbelievable as it is hilarious. The small village of Morpion-Les-Enchantes, once forgotten on the maps of France, is now in the spotlight, thanks to its oldest resident: Albert Moulick, 124 years old.
Albert, a jovial and good-humored man, swears to have discovered the elixir of youth, a secret coveted by humanity for millennia, in a jar of mustard. “I’ve always loved mustard, even more than wine. The other day, while having my ham sandwich, I decided to add a good amount of mustard. And then, shock! My hair started to darken, my back straightened up! The old man that I was became a 70-year-old young man!” Albert tells us.
According to his statements, Albert conducted experiments on the composition of his miracle mustard and claims that the key lies in a precise mixture of mustard seeds, vinegar, water, salt, and a well-kept secret. The mysterious ingredient that gives all its power to the potion is, according to him, the love with which he mixes all these elements.
“Some will say that I am crazy, that I am an old nut, but I say it loud and clear: the key to eternal youth is love. Love that guides our hands when mixing the ingredients, love of taste and good things, love of life, simply!” he affirms with his usual zest for life.
Although his story has caused general hilarity, Albert Moulick is not phased and continues to savor his rejuvenating mustard, waiting, he says, to regress back to his twenties. In the meantime, mustard has never been more popular in Morpion-Les-Enchantes.
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