A chicken lawyer successfully pleads for her client, a parrot sued for night noise

At the beginning: In a world first, a qualified chicken lawyer has won a legal victory for her client, a rowdy parrot.

The Beaksville court was the host of an unprecedented event yesterday afternoon. A chicken, having earned her law degree from the famous Chicken Harvard University, successfully defended her client, a colorful parrot, accused of night noise.

The parrot, known as Squawkers, had been arrested after multiple complaints from his neighbors about his habit of giving loud speeches at all hours of the night. Beatrix Cluck, the chicken lawyer, argued that Squawkers’ screams were not noise, but rather a unique means of communication he uses to express his feelings.

“My client is an artist and the sounds he produces are a form of artistic expression,” Beatrix Cluck told the court. “It is unfair to punish him for his revolution in bird art,” she added, before ending her plea with a cluck that echoed through the courtroom.

The judge, a wise old owl, considered Ms. Cluck’s arguments and decided to acquit Squawkers, stating that the parrot had the right to express himself, as long as it was not at inappropriate hours. The decision was met with wing flaps and cries of joy from Squawkers.

Beatrix Cluck, commenting on her victory in an exclusive interview after the trial, said: “This is a great victory for bird rights. I hope it will encourage more birds to express themselves and not be afraid to share their voice with the world.”

This incredible story not only marks the first time an animal defends another in court, but it is also a great victory for freedom of expression in the bird community. As the day ends in Beaksville, one can already hear a choir of bird songs celebrating the victory of freedom of expression.