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In a strange turn of events, cyborg mice have broken the record for the Tour de France, eclipsing human cyclists.
In a scene worthy of a science fiction film, a peloton of cyborg mice caused a great surprise by winning the prestigious Tour de France. A true revolution in the world of sports, the performance of these synthetic rodents left spectators and competitors astounded.
These mice, equipped with small adapted bicycles and cybernetic motors, covered the distance of 3,365 km without a hitch, leaving behind a peloton of exhausted human cyclists. Riding at an average speed of 45 km/h, they managed to overcome all obstacles, whether it was the formidable mountains of the Alps or the rough cobblestones of the Champs-Élysées.
“Not a single one of our mice had a flat tire or a mechanical issue; it’s a resounding victory for technology,” said Dr. Farfetched, the head of this cyborg team. However, he refused to provide more details about the technology used, stating that it is “a confidential advancement in the field of cyborgology.”
Faced with such a feat, the organizers of the Tour de France were left speechless. “We didn’t really know how to react,” said an anonymous spokesperson, clearly bewildered. “We created the Tour for human athletes. We’ll need to revisit our regulations.”
Debates on the legitimacy of this unorthodox victory are just beginning. Meanwhile, a world where cyborg mice can beat humans at their own game has left many people scratching their heads. Dr. Farfetched, for his part, hopes that this victory will mark “the beginning of a new era where man and machine can coexist on the sports field.”
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